1. 19:06 22nd Jul 2014

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    Reblogged from rubmyhuevos

    cumslayer:

    cumslayer:

    So I went on a date today and we went to a nice restaurant before going to the movies and I ordered the “iced grape popsicles” for dessert because I love grape Popsicles so why not right?…..so the waiter brings out the “iced grape popsicles” aND THEY WERE LITERALLY 3 FROZEN GRAPES ON STICKS…..I HAVE NEVER BEEN MORE OFFENDED IN MY LIFE…SINCE WHEN ARE 3 FUCKING FROZEN GRAPES IN A FUCKING VASE AN ACCEPTABLE SINGLE DESSERT ORDER..ITS NOT EVEN FROZEN GRAPE JUICE OR SOMETHING ITS LITERALLY JUST A 0.02$ GRAPE THAT WAS PUT ON A STICK THEN FROZEN…LIKE SOMEONE ACTUALLY WROTE THIS DOWN ON THE MENU THINKING “OH YEAH PEOPLE FUCKING LOVE COLD GRAPES” AND SOME OTHER ASSHAT SAID “BRAH. HEAR ME OUT, HOW ABOUT WE PUT THEM ON STICKS AND SERVE THEM IN A VASE WITH NOTHING ELSE” LIKE YOU COULDNT EVEN SERVE IT WITH A FUCKING SECOND FRUIT OR EVEN FUCKING LEAVES OR WHATEVER… IM SO MAD. FUCKING FROZEN GRAPES ON A STICK.

    AND THEY WERENT EVEN SEEDLESS GRAPES…..

     
  2. 01:15 17th Jul 2014

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  3. 23:31 16th Jul 2014

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    just-relatable:

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  6. 23:24

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  7. 00:39 13th Jul 2014

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    Reblogged from vanjalen

    my meals in the summer

    1. breakfast: 3pm
    2. dinner: 11pm
    3. more food: 1am
    4. midnight snack: 4am
     
  8. 20:56 12th Jul 2014

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    Reblogged from wah-mos

    Every time you are tempted to react in the same old way, ask if you want to be a prisoner of the past or a pioneer of the future.
    — Deepak Chopra (via kushandwizdom)
     
  9. 20:54

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  10. 18:24

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